For those of you desperately staying up till the early morning worrying about my stolen phone the good news is that my SIM card and replacement phone both arrived and that I’m back to normal with the same number.
I’ve also developed a strategy – if I get mugged again, assuming they don’t hold out knives I’m going to act completely crazy, sprouting nonsense words (very loudly!) and asking them questions like “What’s your favourite colour?”
That ought to scare them off – or have me shot, of course. Well, we’ll see. Bring it on, London’s street dwelling cowards. I’m ready!