Went to fix a friend’s PC today. Problem: very slow and no windows will open. Surprise surprise, the problem is spyware!
Rishal had about sixty items of malware on his PC altogether. I wanted to reformat the whole thing and start again, but didn’t have anything to back up to, so took the ‘damage limitation’ approach of using Spybot \ Ad-aware \ Microsoft AntiSpyware \ CCleaner \ Add-remove programs to give everything a good clean, then installed XP SP2 and all the other updates.
The PC had gotten into this state despite having a fully paid up version of McAfee Security Centre sitting happily in the corner, complete with AntiVirus, Firewall, AntiSpyware (hah!) etc etc etc. This was no help at all when a program can bypass everything by getting the user to click OK on a random ActiveX control. The next time I’m over, I’ll slip on a copy of Firefox
And now, I’m delighted to present a very special item: Jason in a Bin.
Fantastic, I think you’ll agree. Bagman to the rescue?
This is a lovely pic of me in the bin. Find me in a bin near YOU!
Jason who do you fink u are? you ahve no talent or self respect. u should be ashamed of yr self
That’s very harsh – it’s not easy to fit in a bin :-p
I have to admit, it is funny. And its probably a lot funnier if you know him.
I may not have talent or self respect, but i have my bin an thats all i need
Lol I’ve always been Crazy but not THAT crazy
Whatever turns people one!
Rob, your link doesn’t work right for me. It gives me an error, but if I manually go to the domain it works fine.
Yup – you’ve got one w too many in your address Rob!
Angel can kiss my ass. i love the pic. I would like to meet this guy. is he cute? sum1 leave a comment about him where i can contact him.
He’s Bagman – click on the first comment on this page to send him an email…
jason u idiot. the gates of hell are open to u :p well done
Hells in a bin! cool i thought it was in the library of a secondary skool
I bet there was a sweet at the bottom!
oh no a library is heaven; pure evil!!!
Congratulations jason for making it through to the finals of "hell idol"
Satan please email me with your demolistic ways
e-mail is the best way bagman. . . phoning me will be at premium rate!
Yeah – a phone call to hell would be expeeeensive (long distance!)
Rd dalek, if u get a spade and dig in your back garden for about a hour you will find the gateway to hell, and a free mars bar (sponcers of hell)
Christina_babe at least i know this guy so i can insult him. i ahve a right to my opinion and anyways i was funny but he can do better.
Init like!! Let angel have her opinion..If u knew the guy, you would no that he is capable of FAR more than that!!!