A quick post – it’s been too long – to announce some things. In a breathless, overly-enthusiastic style! Yeah!
This holiday, I’m going to Wales, Brighton and Russia! Huzzah! I wonder where I get my penchant for holidays from, mother?
Tasha has just finished two weeks of work experience at a solicitors, and sounds like she’s had a great time – popping in and out of court, taking notes on dangerous criminals, etc etc. She’s also actually dressed properly for her placement in a nice shirt and everything, which I’m not sure I quite bothered to do 
Well done!
Katie got a merit on her clarinet exam! Hooray! Congratulations! 
And I am about to get a haircut! A divisive act, apparently, since I always get a severe telling-off from some people for not maintaining hippie hair whilst others seem genuinely relieved and delighted that I can see them again, and don’t keep bumping into walls. Cheerio!
(You should always beware of people who over-use exclamation marks. They are often struggling to maintain a failing front under the weight of great repression and deep seated anger. Beware, I say!)
Aha! The aristocrartic boof is finally going, then?
Well done, Katie! What grade was that?
It has gone!
And it was Grade 1. In my mind, this is the best. Grade 2 is OK, but Grade 3 was just scraping the barrel and completely unoriginal – they ruined the franchise. Don’t even get me started about the others…
Excuse me. The others are clearly an exalted state everyone should aspire to.
Thanks, looking back it was easy but my knees were still shaking 5 mins after!