In honour of the census, I have prepared an important survey of my own. Do answer, as it will only take a minute or two, and will help dominicself.co.uk to plan our services appropriately in the coming years. Plus, failure to complete the readership census will be considered a statutory offence should I ever form an independent nation state.
Take the census! Give me data!
Look, I copied you. Imitation is etc. http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/HB523WB