A selection from ‘God Loves You’
Crazy Christian leaflets are always entertaining, especially when the English is worse than an IKEA instruction leaflet. Here of some of the edited highlights from ‘God Loves You’ – notice that heaven doesn’t seem to be a particularly nice place and that eternity only seems to last 1000 years now.
For more details please visit www.jesusalive.co.uk or get in touch with Revt Nimal Wijesekera [Evangelist – you don’t say!]
God loves you! And remember, “99% living in this planet believe the heaven and the hell. Every one wants to go to heaven not to the hell.”
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Did i make that leaflet?? Its my way of writing english on it!
Eternity = 1000 years?? It doesn’t seem such a bad price to pay for all my sins if it’s true – I thought they meant FOREVER! Duh – obviously not!!