‘Tragic Life Stories’ in WHSmith

I’m just going to be judgemental here

Sorry, but:

‘Tragic Life Stories’ in WHSmith

‘Tragic Life Stories’ in WHSmith

No. Please… no. This should not exist. Not as a distinct section!

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31 Comments on :
I’m just going to be judgemental here

  1. Lucy says:

    Haha! I meant to tell you. The shelf dedicated to this and other such trashy biography in my bookshop here is bigger than the Art History section. xxxxx

  2. Lucy says:

    Dominic, Andy and I made you a song. xxxxx

  3. Andy says:

    El Selfiooooooo
    El Selfiooooooo

    Writing history in the Cambridge sands

    El Selfioooooooooooooooooo!

  4. Lucy says:

    It’s that one, right above. It goes to the tune of El Nombre. xxxxx

  5. Andy says:

    Appriciate that. Only funny people get songs from us. Like Mrs. Nibbs. And Olliano.

  6. Lucy says:

    Shebang shebang. Ooh baby and the Jews, the Jews. They walked through the desert for 40 years, like everyone in history.

  7. Andy says:

    She’s got a boyfriend, who drives me round the bend. He’s called Ollie, he’s from Coventry, I’ll kill hiiiiiiiiim.

  8. Andy says:

    Spam Doms inbox!

    Spam spam spam

    Robber Red.

  9. Lucy says:


  10. Andy says:

    He ne, ver, will, be, good, e, nough, for herrrr, no noooooooo.

  11. Lucy says:

    Lucy Lamplady
    Uppy Umbrella
    Clever Cat
    Yoyo man

    Did you know I once had a horrible nightmare about the yoyo man?

  12. Andy says:

    My brotang got a yoyo for Christmas. I taught him to rock the baby – I felt 10 again. Remember pogs??

  13. Lucy says:

    Rock the baby! Ell oh ell. I do. They were in Wotsit packets, non? Dost thou remember Wotsits, and in particular that time we set one on fire and blamed it on Jason?

  14. Andy says:

    Haha, yes, I remember that. Mr Mead’s lessons were poorino, and mostly taught by even worse supply teachers.

  15. Lucy says:

    I learnt zero things. I learnt that Chris had a James Bond pen that recorded your voice. I think it was the point on which the relationship grew.

  16. Andy says:

    Yeh man, I wanted that pen. I remember when he wrote "Answer A –> G" on the board, and Richard Mahr answered A & G and missed the rest out. Remember Thai Sweet Chili?

  17. Lucy says:

    Hahaha. I forgot that! And yeah I do. A grape in Maths…

  18. Andy says:

    A drink in summer. I wanna read my leaving book. Right now. You put about 20 ps’s. And Josie wrote me a poem.

  19. Lucy says:

    It’s only because I’m the best. Your entry in my leaving book was actually the entire leaving book. DOM! If you’re there. You wrote in my leaving book!

  20. Andy says:

    Dom’s not there. What do you think this is, his blog? You stuck my only ever detention slip in that book. Proud, I was.

  21. Red Dalek says:

    Haha! Thanks for all this guys

    May I draw your attention to the first words of the terms and conditions:

    "Keep your comments on topic…"

    You haven’t done this, have you? No. You’ve let me down, you’ve let yourselves down, and you’ve let the whole school down. Andy – I want to see you in my office at break time please. I’m going to be writing a letter home. Lucy – you’re a girl, so escape with basically no punishment whatsoever.

  22. Abbi says:

    I feel confused…

  23. Saoirse says:


  24. Sanna says:

    I second Saoirse’s "!!!"
    This post reminded me of an episode of Mock The Week – they were talking about supermarket bestseller lists and Dara O’Briain said something about them all having titles like "Daddy, noooooooooooo!"

  25. Andy says:

    Where’s Lucy? The spam must restart.


  26. Red Dalek says:

    I believe she is currently fighting the angry hordes at a London train station!

  27. Lucy says:

    I’m here!
    I got drunk with my mum last night. With. My. Mum.

  28. Nic says:

    Now Lucy has her very own book to write about it!


  29. Josir says:

    and nic ties it all nicely together.
    Guys I wrote my first ever check today. Ishiuld write about this in my own blog really but I felt the need to share

  30. Red Dalek says:

    Well done!

    But receiving them is more fun, tbh…

  31. Lucy says:

    I don’t have a chequebook! I have to go and give a cheque to a lady but I’m too scared

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