Ricky Martin – God’s lost child?
But have you ever wondered whether God would approve? To find out, I decided to e-mail the ultimate authority on His Divine Will – right-wing Christian websites based in the States. Here’s the e-mail:
Hi. My name is Richard. I’m… a bit unsure about writing this e-mail to be honest, but I need help and I need Jesus and your site just speaks to me. I’ll try and explain but it’s late and my mind is confused about what’s going in my life.
Basically, well, it’s all about this girl. She’s into… superstitions. Put it like that. Black cats and voodoo dolls, that sort of thing. And I feel a premonition – really strongly in my heart – that this girl’s going to make me ‘fall’.
Oh but it’s great. She’s into new sensations – ‘new kicks in the candle light’ as my old mother would say. So I tried to put up with her habits. But it seems like she’s got a new addiction for every day and night! (If you know what I mean)
The things she does, with me, you know I feel embarrassed talking about them even though you’re just a stranger online. She’ll make you… take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain, yeah we did that once. It’s like this utterly crazy life, she’ll make me live it, but she completely takes away all my pain. But I think Jesus is telling me it’s like a bullet, you know, to my brain. Come on! Help me God!
I’ll tell you about the craziest thing she did. You won’t believe me, honestly, it’s so crazy. I woke up, one morning, in New York City. A funky, cheap hotel (you know the kind). She took my heart, that girl. (She also took my money… oh but that’s a different story altogether!) Anyway, when I saw her in the room, I realised she must have slipped me a sleeping pill or something. Of course, because she never drinks the water! She makes me order champagne instead (French, she insists.) Haha, I just thought, she’s a bit like that herself. Once you have a taste of her you’ll never feel the same eh?
She is going to make me go insane. Oh Jesus, what shall I do?
Yours faithfully,
Richard Martino
For the record, I just want to document my ongoing and repeated insistence that we’d all be much better off with an independent NHS structured on the BBC model, with a charter which keeps it separated from government on a day-to-day level. And then what happy headline greets me this morning?
Chancellor Gordon Brown is considering a scheme to create an independent board to take day-to-day control of the NHS, should he become prime minister. (BBC News)
Excellent! It’s obvious that Brown would do this to prove that he can come into leadership with ‘big new ideas’ which are neither Blairite nor anti-Blairite. This fulfils that criteria and gives something important to move forward to, rather than just more of the same. Having said all that, we do face the very real chance that Brown will never be PM, and that Cameron would pounce on the idea and, perhaps, turn it into something rather more Tory… (A cloak to privatise the NHS under not being the idea)
You like grief, I like grief, and no one does grief like… Mr. Godleman?
Possibly. Anyway, enjoy!
I’m taking a quick break from my unfairly gigantic Maths homework (it’s not difficult, just incredibly long and laborious) to say the following:
Happy 17th Birthday Lucy! 
Also!
Is it wrong that I’ve been playing NinjaPirate 3 quite a bit?
Virgin Radio need to acquire a greater repository of adverts. I am absolutely sick to death of hearing that [insert well known car manufacturer here] have a summer deal on. I don’t drive. If I did, I would already have a car and not be in the market for metallic paint.
Right… back to Maths it is then?
Let’s shamelessly copy Josie, Lucy and Andy and play this game:
“Write 10 statements about people you know without saying who each statement is aimed at. They can be anything that you would wish to say to that person, anything you wish you would/could have said or anything that you daren’t say.”
OK!
1. We’ve swung pretty violently back and forth between bitter hatred and great friendship, but we’ve still stuck together longer than I have with anyone else and it’s all good now.
2. I really truly am sorry for what I’ve done (to you all), or really, what I haven’t been doing. But I hope you understand and, deep down, are a little bit happy for me 
Rock on guys
3. Jeez, I owe you. You’re a great person who I respect immensely and if you ever ever need anything, just ask. I wish you all the happiness in the world!
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