Well, it beats working. Gather up half of the year into a hall for half a day, put them into groups, get them to work with an Army guy \ Trading Standards officer \ HSBC manager and you’ve got a ready made off-timetable day. Ask everyone to wear their own ‘smart’ clothes and leave to simmer.
I wore jeans
It’s amazing how small things can improve your life. We found a nice, big, comfortable office chair on the street with a note encouraging someone to take it. So, I’m now sitting in it! Mmm… padding
My History teacher is still refusing to tell us our coursework marks. Hence, we ask annoying questions. Then she gets more annoyed, and less likely to tell us what we got. Then someone runs out the class, and…
You get the picture.
No sooner do I install it but they issue an upgrade! The superb open-source Nucleus issued v3.15 a few minutes ago, and seeing as I had nothing better to do than homework, I installed it!
He may be a self-centred, egotistical, pompous buffoon but he’s still the nation’s favourite Tory MP. Whatever you think of him, it’s hard to deny that the episodes of ‘Have I Got News For You’ hosted by Boris Johnson were some of the best of all time.
However, let’s move on to – junk food! Yes, the government seems to have chosen to do something about this instead of tackling smoking. (Seems to be one or the other apparently. Can’t we have both?) A ban on junk food ads before 9pm would be brilliant, IMHO, mostly because it would piss off the big companies who make their money by feeding kids crap.
It would also signal the end of that Coco-Pops jingle, which I can’t get out of my head now! See – advertising works!