America may have its national jokes such as Bush and, ur, the States in the middle. But don’t think that we can’t compete – we’ve got a civil war all of our own now!
Fox hunting. Blair promises it, Commons says yes, Lords says no, Commons says ‘we’re serious’, Lords say ‘fuck that’, Commons say ‘well fuck you too’, Lords say ‘AGHHHH’! Commons win. That, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a quick summing up of the last decade or so.
It’s brought home to me how utterly stupid the Lords are, and what a prick Prince Charles is. Oh wait, I already knew that…
Anyway – if anyone abroad was planning a trip to the UK, cancel it now while you can. It’s civil war, and I hear the Americans are sending a liberating army any moment now!
P.S. On a totally unrelated topic, ha ha
Well, it beats working. Gather up half of the year into a hall for half a day, put them into groups, get them to work with an Army guy \ Trading Standards officer \ HSBC manager and you’ve got a ready made off-timetable day. Ask everyone to wear their own ‘smart’ clothes and leave to simmer.
I wore jeans 
It’s amazing how small things can improve your life. We found a nice, big, comfortable office chair on the street with a note encouraging someone to take it. So, I’m now sitting in it! Mmm… padding
My History teacher is still refusing to tell us our coursework marks. Hence, we ask annoying questions. Then she gets more annoyed, and less likely to tell us what we got. Then someone runs out the class, and…
You get the picture.
No sooner do I install it but they issue an upgrade! The superb open-source Nucleus issued v3.15 a few minutes ago, and seeing as I had nothing better to do than homework, I installed it!
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