The hunt for Eudaimonia!

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Yesterday was one of those bumper bonanza days: by the end of it you can’t quite believe that it was all compressed into a single day. The omens, it must be said, were not all that promising. The night before an essay on the New Deal lay barely half done, and whilst I would have liked to have stayed up all night on it I also realised my grip on writing was becoming so weak that I couldn’t even stay in the right tense. (Pfft, you think it’s easy just because it’s history and thus ‘past tense’? How very naive…) But I did try, for a while, due to the fact that I was also entirely unable to lie horizontally without coughing at *cough* a rate *cough* of about *cough* seven *mega-cough* per minute. Eventually, however, I did get to sleep and resolved to get up early to finish this essay before Sanna arrived to visit. The alarm was set for 6.30. Then changed to 7, because I’m not a masochist.

Early morning Dominic scoffed at this incurring into his territory and wisely ignored the alarm. And soon enough Sanna arrived, and learning from past mistakes I decided getting a taxi from the station to the one lecture of the day would be wiser than trying to impose Dominic walking speeds. After Magnus Ryan had expounded on the saeculum some more (actually, sadly, I don’t think it came up) we went for delicious waffles and my mood was firmly on an upward curve. (Not just because of the waffles, you understand.) This was also helped by my dad sending me the Text of the Month about the upcoming new Doctor (note to journalists from Dominic and Lucy – a ‘new Doctor Who’? No. No, you are wrong). So by the end of Sanna’s visit I was in a much better position to sit down and plan out the rest of the essay in beautiful bullet-point form, before moving on to dinner.

Mark Greengrass

Mark Greengrass

But not just any dinner! No indeed – for as a joint Secretary of the Caius History Society it was partly my job to host Mark and Emily Greengrass in advance of Mark’s talk that evening. Abi and I had made the risky decision of inviting them to dine with us lowly undergrads, which could have resulted in panic and disaster if the infamous chicken burger had been served. Luckily this was not to be, and all went well. Shortly afterwards we were then gratified to see that our e-mail promotion had drawn a not too shabbily sized crowd for the talk, and we possibly accidentally innovated by serving wine before getting into history. It clearly worked, and The Tears of the Last Valois was a very interesting discussion on crying (yes, really) at the French court. I tend to think that it’s quite important for these things to be at least slightly off-beat, as there’s no point in putting on your own Tripos lectures.

Plus, I think Mark Greengrass had a cool tie.

So, the final chapter: on the way back home I resolved that I really would try and dedicate the night to finishing this essay, and Michael wisely advised that the most important tool would be food. So I acquired some bread, a pizza, chocolate chip cookies and tea bags and set to work at 11pm. And lo and behold, somehow by about 2.30am I was done! (And I hadn’t even cooked the pizza…) Feeling very satisfied I finally sent the essay off and called it a day. Only supervision (later today) will reveal if the end product was actually any good, of course, but I feel I can defend it at least. Hurrah!

(Oh, and this afternoon I got an e-mail revealing that someone had left a customer evaluation of this very site. Erm, thanks though I was unaware of having delivered any goods or services at all.)

And this is why Book Club can’t do toasts

And this is why Book Club can’t do toasts

Mmm, the oaty taste of childhood…

I’ve been ill you see – ill from the deadly plague mild fever that has been spreading itself promiscuously around our friendship group with a vengeance, and somehow even managed to get Abi twice, which you would think breaks some rules of the immune system or something. Anyway, aside from making me grumpy and irritable (sorry ) I think illness also makes me revert to childhood. And so, triggered by Owen cooking porridge the other day, I resolved to rediscover that most magnificent steward of my youth: Ready Brek.

Now, Ready Brek was a wonderful breakfast, especially in winter. And it also came with Snow White stickers and an order-in sticker book, which was a big win. But as much as I remember loving it, I also vividly remember hating the taste of Proper Grown Up Porridge (TM) and so it was probably inevitable that porridge and I would part at some point. Except now they’ve rejigged it all! That’s right: an expedition to Sainsbury’s (with Lucy, who helped carry stuff in what must have been the least exciting visit to Cambridge ever, so sorry) revealed that whilst Ready Brek is still sold in an attractive orange packet it is now bereft of any cartoon action or World Cup 1996 promotions. Much more respectable. (Although I can’t claim this really would have stopped me for long; I still eat Coco Pops.)

This morning was the big test. Would this be its big Ready Break or would it turn out to be a great big Ready Berk? I dutifully followed the instructions for idiots, heated in the microwave (we never had this!) and then – as my childhood dictated – added lumps of marmalade into the mixture which sunk like hidden treasure waiting to be found. (I’ve stocked up well – there’s some nice opaque honey coming up tomorrow.) And… mm, yummy Success!

[Another thing I want to attribute to my illness is getting overly excited at Abi’s discovery that there’s now a sequel to Peggle: Peggle Nights. Awesomeness.]
Everybody loves The Saeculum

Everybody loves The Saeculum

This word has lodged itself in my brain today: saeculum (sigh – q – lum). Or more precisely the SAECULUM – partly because Dr Ryan always puts Latin in capitals on the whiteboard and partly because he pronounces it with deep emphasis. It means a period of time; in the context of Augustine‘s Christianity ‘the’ saeculum means a very specific period of time between the coming of Christ and Judgement Day. The logic is actually as typically tortuous and profoundly silly as with all the rest of it, but we’ll play along. We know the world was created in six days. (Shut up.) We know that on the sixth day, God created man. But we also know (and I’m using ‘know’ in a deeply loose sense) that a day with the Lord is worth a thousand days! So in a world without radiocarbon dating it turns out that Jesus came – to ‘re-create’ man – at the beginning of the sixth ‘age’. Nifty.

Augustine then goes on to decide that the saeculum is actually a non-sacred period of time, which carries the uber-convenient property of being immune from Biblical prophecy. Which I suppose means that anyone claiming that they can apply Biblical prophecies to today is really messing with St Augustine – is that wise?

But whatever – I just love the word. I want SAECULUM t-shirts. I want people to put ‘THE SAECULUM’ at the end of my address on post. And looking it up on Wikipedia makes it clear why: emerging from this curious and strange word comes the sight of a dear friend – ‘secular’. Of course! Ah – the beautiful secular world. And its buses.

(And to profoundly alienate everybody who struggled through a linguistic post, here’s a political bit to finish you off with: this BBC story made me smile today. It’s on an OECD report pointing out the “remarkable” redistribution which Labour really did manage to sneakily carry out from 2000 onwards. At a time when the New Labour narrative is clearly at an end, it’s nice to see what really was achieved.)

But only because I couldn’t resist giving it a bit more scope: this was created based on everything that I’ve ever blogged, ever. And this means going back to April 2004, so hooray for storing blogs as databases!

There you go, that’s my life right there

There you go, that’s my life right there

I think the conclusion is obvious: this is a blog about now. Which is not surprising, really. [Note – some of the entries are a bit dubious: I’m not that vain and don’t really say ‘image’ all the time, but it’s part of the HTML for putting in pictures which I didn’t manage to all strip out first.]

(And speaking of blogs, Nic is back and threatening anyone who doesn’t mention this fact with the warning that something vaguely sinister may happen ‘when you’re next walking down the street alone’. Which, to be absolutely honest, comes across as a pretty rubbish threat at the moment as the answer is quite clearly nothing at all, in Cambridge at least. It’s tempting fate in the extreme, but I just can’t quite take the imagined threat of Cambridge-based muggers and assorted street threats seriously. I mean, for god’s sake, it’s Cambridge – are you going to put on a gown first?)

Highly amusing criticism of the week, courtesy of Saoirse: “The Dominic View… forgets that there are real problems utterly unrelated to public transport.”