Paris Paparazzi Pics

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Hellos! We’re back. Back to sunnier-than-thou weather, which is a bit strange. I know you’re only here for the (now traditional?) set of gorgeous photos so let’s just get straight to that, shall we?

We had to take this. We were in Paris!

We had to take this. We were in Paris!

Got to the top… lovely view…

Got to the top… lovely view…

But obviously just an excuse to pose

But obviously just an excuse to pose

With unflappable hair

With unflappable hair

Historic y’know – Napoleon’s in there

Historic y’know – Napoleon’s in there

Looking glam!

Looking glam!

Carefully built to look exactly like the Da Vinci film set

Carefully built to look exactly like the Da Vinci film set

Armed and dangerous

Armed and dangerous

Jumpin'

Jumpin’

Paris is really rather cultured

Paris is really rather cultured

Or is it? I laughed so much at this

Or is it? I laughed so much at this

No no no idea what these are

No no no idea what these are

Happy Family Moment (TM)

Happy Family Moment (TM)

And no Babble, we haven’t adopted but it was Tasha’s birthday today. Hurrah! We all went bowling where I came a slightly-rubbish 3rd out of 5, but there was chocolate milkshake afterwards to soften the blow. (For the record, Tasha won )

Non-stereotypical image of Paris

Non-stereotypical image of Paris

We’re off to Paris now by the way, in case you hadn’t noticed yet, until Saturday. Katie and I both secretly want to see the Mona Lisa only so we can check for ‘THIS IS A FAKE’ written on the canvas (City of Death… don’t worry) and it should be a fun and diverting trip away from revision. If I hadn’t got the revision stuff in my bag, perhaps. Exams is exams is exams.

Have fun, wherever you are this half term!

The Da Vinci Code

The Da Vinci Code

I’ve joined the rest of the world in seeing The Da Vinci Code today – having never got round to reading the book. And it was exactly what it purported to be – a fun thriller film with one of the best lines in recent cinematic history (I’ve got to get to a library!) and villainous monks. I don’t really have much time for the critics who slated it because, of course, no critic worth his or her salt would endorse such a popcorn-perfect piece of populist hype.

Of course it’s fiction. So is the Bible, although the latter has by far the larger body count and glaring plot holes. I really wish that this film did better than that sinister Narnia blockbuster, although sadly I don’t think it will.

Incidentally, on the way out of the cinema we ran into a congregation from the Science faculty. Ms Taylor has been duly added to the list of occasional blog watchers, which just demonstrates that people will read anything these days

Oh, and I did quite enjoy the world ‘jpeg’ [sic] being part of the French subtitles. What is Le JPEG is French exactly?

English Literature exam today, on Oscar Wilde’s A Woman of No Importance and Carol Ann Duffy’s The World’s Wife. Bumbled along happily with Wilde for an hour, although sadly not in a particularly witty section of the play, but with a decent enough question all the same. Then we got to Duffy – where the question was about how a male journalist (Mark Lawson, I found out later) said he ‘felt threatened’ by Duffy’s poetry.

[Sigh]

I’m not saying it was a bad question that shouldn’t have ever been set. But it just seems like, every single year, AQA’s format is:

Q. Duffy is a Big Scary Lesbian Feminist, eh eh?
A. No, because….

Yeah, sure, it’s a nice way of catching out the 0.01% of readers who don’t like Duffy. But for the rest of us, isn’t it possible to move on and discuss the themes that actually are in the poetry? She says herself her work is “not to threaten men or anything as tedious as that” – so please, move on!

There’s not much to report about my Maths exam this morning. It went reasonably well, with the usual exam hiccoughs along the way. Strangely, I found Core 1 slightly harder than Core 2 even though it’s obviously ‘easier’ – mainly because I couldn’t check things back on a calculator. It would have saved me from the embarrassing detour as I forgot what 270 / 3 is, anyway…

I mean, on a calculator paper, if you have to prove that something or other is 12, and you do it, and your calculator tells you it’s 12, and you write it down… how wrong can you be? Fingers crossed anyway!

Next Exam: Friday, English Literature. Should be fun. Then it’s half term anyway, and a couple of days in Paris, ‘revising’ naturally.

By the way, it’s good to see that the plans to change the system so you apply to university after A-level results come out are rumbling ahead, albeit slowly. The present system is so obviously broken – you wouldn’t apply for a job before passing your degree, would you? All it does it benefit the arrogance of private schools who over-estimate grades, pushing state school students out of the system altogether before the results come out.