Deal Or No Deal

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I can’t remember how the conversation started. Grace, Charlotte, Alex and Rosie were over for wine, and – being a sophisticated bunch – somehow we ended up discussing the international variations of Deal Or No Deal. Rather snobbishly, we decided that the American variant must be greatly inferior to its European counterparts: flashy, over-the-top displays of enthusiasm in a big studio with models and whooping and a large ‘DEAL!’ button prop. Sure, Noel Edmonds might be insufferable, but at least he brings a measure of calm to the serious business of picking boxes at random for half an hour.

Then we watched some of it. And you know what? American Deal or No Deal is (or rather was, since it’s been cancelled) genuinely entertaining. It’s fun enough to watch – at least, it’s fun enough to watch when you’ve got several bottles of wine to hand – despite the ludicrous deliberation over ‘strategy’ which still goes on. Game shows are supposed to be about exaggerated silliness – that’s why they’re fun. And in our state of mild intoxication, we decided we wanted in on some of that fun ourselves. So naturally we agreed to meet two deals later in our own custom-built studio (my living room) and play our own Deal or No Deal, complete with sound effects, an interactive game board and 24 prizes of varying quality.

(I say ‘we’, but it was mostly Charlotte who pushed this from drunken concept into we’re-really-doing-this. She is awesome.)

Feeling lucky?

Feeling lucky?

The Banker calls

The Banker calls

A tense game board

A tense game board

Some of the glamorous prizes on offer

Some of the glamorous prizes on offer

For the record, as the lucky contestant I walked away with a book of Charlie Brown philosophy and a new found appreciation of how weird we all are (This is probably something which Tash hadn’t warned our new lodger about – her friend Sarah – although she adapted into the role of ‘supportive relative’ perfectly.)

I was totally expecting to love Berlin as a city, so thankfully I did! We crammed in a lot of touristy sights and museums, fell in love with Ampelmann, ate a healthy amount of currywurst and schnitzel, had a slight overdose of Nazis\Communist history (there comes a point…) and also went out to Potsdam for the day on trains with absurdly upbeat jingles. (Seriously, watch it: why is it so happy?)

All tourists fall in love with Ampelmann

All tourists fall in love with Ampelmann

Little bits of remaining wall

Little bits of remaining wall

Die kleine Raupe Nimmersatt. Obviously.

Die kleine Raupe Nimmersatt. Obviously.

Beer tasting with friends from Groupon in Germany

Beer tasting with friends from Groupon in Germany

I seem to remember it was pretty cold by this point!

I seem to remember it was pretty cold by this point!

[Quietly adds Berlin to my list of potential cities to flee to if London is flooded or attacked particularly badly by zombies.]

Rite of passage alert: yesterday evening I set an Out Of Office email for the first time.

OK, that might not seem like much, but that’s only because a small number of rites – things like ‘your first kiss’ and ‘having a baby’ and ‘dying’ – have long exercised a grossly unfair stranglehold over society. It’s high time we busted open this restricted market, opening it up to unrestrained competition between rites large and small, so that ‘out of office reply’ can seem legitimately exciting. And it is legitimately exciting, because it marks the fact that I’m (finally) going on holiday again! To Berlin! Hurrah!

The past couple of weeks have been quite lovely – a combination of the sun and a general return of people back to the metropolis. So Joshua, Robert and I could while away a Sunday afternoon in the William IV beer garden, and Tash is around to hustle coins for the Mayhew from me outside the Kensal Rise flea, and Grace and I can have impromptu cocktails and ice creams and Buffy. (There are a couple of things wrong with that sentence – including weird tense shifting, and the fact that Buffy is hardly very summery, but I have to get up at around half 4 tomorrow morning so maybe we can let this pass?) I was also really glad that Oliver and I made it up to Cambridge again for Bill and Sharon’s wedding reception. Any couple whose honeymoon plans explicitly include a train museum are, of course, awesome

Lunchtime by the river

Lunchtime by the river

Hello! You look happy.
Wait… are we really using this format? Isn’t it borderline psychotic?

Aren’t we all borderline psychotic? And Tim Harford gets away with talking to himself like this every week in the FT. Is that an ice-cream?
Of course. One of the new perks of our new office is a strategically parked ice-cream van right by the river.

Lovely. But you can’t survive on ice-cream alone.
We’ve also got nice people selling soup, and Borough Market for lunching.

Is everything really going to be about food? What else has been going on?
Well, there was egg hunting with Abbi two weekends ago…

Enough about food already!
No no – not eggs to eat – but big and beautifully designed eggs scattered across London for charity. Emily and I joined a long list of people who helped Abbi out on her quest to photograph them all.

What a good friend you are.
Aw, shucks. But not really – we had the easy day, when it was all sunny out and not pouring with rain. Plus, let’s balance it out with the fact that I got my first tour of the Mayhew from Joshua that day. He’s only been working there for years.

Well, better late than never. Any other friends you’ve belatedly caught up with recently?
Funny you should ask: this week I caught up with Matt, Caroline and Laura one night in The Banker –

– The Banker? –
Oh, that’s our awesome new post-work pub. And then Oliver and I went to Camden the next night for Italian food and a jug of sangria.

Oh look, food again.
Yeah but come on: Camden! Sangria! It’s such a soothing mental balm of happy memories and tasty indulgence.

Sangria does seem to work for you.
Tell me about it. This week is a year since I persuaded Grace along.

Aw, that’s sweet. You should mark this anniversary by conspiring with her uni friends to turn up unexpectedly at the weekend to say hi.
Great minds.

Anything else?
I went to the opera? Aida at the Albert Hall. It’s an amazing space, although I don’t think opera is really for me – at least, it’s nothing like booting a flagging reading list up a little bit by reading Angela Carter’s The Magic Toyshop, which I also did recently.

What did you think?
Well, Angela Carter will always hold a special place in my heart. And although this isn’t my favourite of hers, for some reason discovering that it was published way back in 1967 (I thought it was later) improves it for me. You can just feel the sexual revolution running through it, tearing through the old world without knowing where it’s all going to end up.

Oh, to be young 40 years ago?
Not quite. Nostalgia is bad enough without imbibing the nostalgia of your parents’ generation too. But I do wonder what the next lot will make of us.

Well now, isn’t the sunshine nice? It’s particularly welcome at the moment: today being a gentle recuperation after a high-stress week. Of course, not all stress is bad stress, and at least some of it has been rewarding and productive. Falling into this category was the launch of our new Groupon Getaways site at work – and I have to say, the concept of a holiday is now an especially tempting one. (Berlin, April, here we come.) And while we’re on the subject of work, I need to plug for Rodizio Rico where we had a big Getaways team night out on Thursday night. I’m not normally a massive fan of buffets, but when paired with endless meat delivered to your table all night it was gluttonous and amazing. Very indulgent, but I think we all felt it was deserved

Oh hai Prince Charles Cinema

Oh hai Prince Charles Cinema

You remember The Room, right? That fantastically awful cinematic phenomenon? Well, good, because now I don’t have to explain how excited Grace, Charlotte and I were two weekends ago to see Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero introduce a special screening at the Prince Charles Cinema. Tommy himself seemed, well, what was hopefully somewhat in-character crazy, and the film itself generated an even more raucous reaction than usual. I’ve never had to be warned “not to throw metal spoons” in a cinema before, but given the quantity of plastic which was hurled over my head I’m glad they did.

And because I don’t want you to think that I’m so jaded I can only enjoy bad things ironically, here’s something good which I very much enjoyed on its own merits: The Ladykillers. Normally I claim not to care very much about actors when watching something – if they’re any good, you should be too immersed into their characters to notice – but I have to admit that this is harder to maintain in the theatre when actions are actually there in person. And so it was particularly cool to see Peter Capaldi (who is great) do his thing as Professor Marcus (who was also great).