Hope everyone had a good one!
We spent the morning plundering stockings as usual and then a traditional and delicious Christmas lunch complete with turkey, roast potatoes and those wonderful mini-sausages wrapped in bacon. Mmmmm! My Secret Santa present is worth special mention – it was a babbleblog group thing between Pingu, GG, Mr X, Dan, Nathan, Nic and myself – and mine turned out to be from Pingu. Not one but three gifts! A McFly calendar (which went straight to Tash), some splatter egg things and the real heart of the present – a Doctor Who sonic screwdriver!
This thing is super cool. It extends, makes noises and flashes just like you’d expect, but it’s also fitted with a special UV pen and light for writing secret messages. You can run around the house all day with this thing feeling six years old and loving every minute! Thanks Pingu! As a matter of fact he was my Secret Santee too so I got him a talking Dalek mug which yells “EXTERMINATE!” if you try to pick it up. ![]()

Trusty sonic screwdriver faces Maths homework
Well it took a few days
but eventually I did it – I won Captain Suave. Phew… now you try it! ![]()
Fittingly (you’ll see why after you play the game) I also saw King Kong today. Not a bad film, not bad at all. I personally didn’t get all emotional at the end (no, seriously) although many in our party did. The rest just enjoyed the comedic moments – some very funny running-away-from-dinosaur-action to enjoy. And the whole thing is, of course, fantastically well made as you’d expect from Peter Jackson.

The Wasp Factory
Got lots and lots of work to do over the holidays sadly. It’s all planned in Outlook and as long as I stick roughly to schedule I’ll be OK… got thrown off course by the long film today though ![]()
Oh and finally – a personal pledge to Josie: new nickname each day. And that’s a promise.
On Monday, the first gay weddings (OK, ‘civil partnerships’ – but that’s not going to last long) were performed in Belfast. Already, it actually seems a bit silly to mention it. Was it really just 20 years ago that Thatcher declared “children … need to be taught to respect traditional moral values” versus being gay? (And she was relatively liberal compared to some in her party, believe it or not!) Well yes it was, but in the meantime there’s a new generation who don’t have time for moral values of any description (we’ve got coursework to do people!) and would rather get all this civil rights stuff over and done with before supper time.
About 40 people staged a protest, which is a rather pathetically sad thing to do. Just because you weren’t invited doesn’t mean you have to be a prick. Thankfully two comedians infiltrated the gang holding “BRING BACK SLAVERY” and “EARTH IS FLAT” placards. Good job! (And was I the only one to wonder what on earth an anti-sodomy sign is doing at a lesbian wedding in the first place?)
So yes anyway, now that God is staggering around drunk after a gay wedding reception, it’s the perfect opportunity to push him out of the science classroom. And in America too! I’m so proud ![]()
Of course, ‘intelligent design’ will be back. The challenge now is to recognise the new name creationism will take (I recommend ‘Supper Happy Funtime Theory’ or ‘Amazing Magical Smiley Hour’) and then fight it again. Perhaps get a Supreme Court decision or two just to make things clear.
In the meantime – the zealots might want to start looking out for the Rapture. Oh look, there it is! Oh no, sorry, that’s just your President in a bit of trouble with fulfilling the law (Romans, 13:10)
I still think it was a bit stupid to have to come into school Monday and Tuesday this week, but hey, tomorrow will be the last day of term! Hoorayality! (That’s my new word for the day.) And it’s not like we’re doing much work in the last two days either… although we did face a particularly exciting pub quiz in Mr. Drummond’s history lesson. Exciting because we (Sophie, Lawrence and myself) triumphed over impossible odds (Fabio) thanks mainly to highly specialist knowledge (the members of Take That – thanks Sophie).
12Q also practised our highly informative assembly on Islam that we must give in the first PSHE lesson back. (Yes, we still have PSHE, yes, it’s still worthless.) I was told not to make jokes, but I’ll probably ignore that, because otherwise reading out a list of Arabic contributions to science and culture is rather dull. And if there’s one thing that assemblies don’t need any more of, it’s dullness.
Selfless act of the day – walking into a lamp-post on the way home. Selfless because it made Rishal and Clare laugh no end. ![]()
Oh and I really must mention that Tim Berners-Lee, the father of the World Wide Web, is now blogging. Just… subscribe.
We just decorated! It’s traditional to do it on a Saturday, apparently, or at least for us it is. The tree, the tinsel, the baubles! All there, and now I’m feeling quite Chrismassy at last. And the site isn’t left out – the home page has already been transformed, and I might do something to the banner too. Just to show I care.

Teh tree! Teh tree!
I don’t have any problems with Christmas. It is a secular festival by and large – Father Christmas, trees, snow, tinsel… this is what most people think of, not Jesus in a manger. Those who want to celebrate the Christian aspect can go right ahead. I’d remind you that it was basically Pagan to begin with though. And the name? Pfft… chill out.
It’s also Hanukkah around the same time, of course. Happy Hanukkah!
If you are feeling particularly concerned at the lack of Jesus, this week’s B3ta newsletter would cheer you up. Check out how to put the Benny Hill back into Bible. (Note – not for the squeamish. Or anyone trying to avoid hell.)
(Post edited to show off the tree)
(Double edit to thank Pingu for the marvellous Santa banner)

